Dumping is full of so much potential optimism. There is so much potential for plenty, every day. In getting ready to shit today, I was walking to the bathroom, and I was thinking, "why not me? why can I not be prodigious? why should today not be my day to dump the most?". Forget the conservative ideas you know and let you mind and your bowels aspire to greatness. You can be the shitter you want to be, it can be you, or me, or any of us.