Friday, March 25, 2022

PPB: The Lure of the Shower

We'd like to continue with the first installment of our Pee Pee Bloggin series of 2022. Enjoy!

 

The mechanics of my mind-body are such that I never have to pee whilst taking a shower. And yet, I can't resist peeing as soon as I turn the shower off. Even if I peed just before the shower. It's physically difficult, and moreover it's just unsatisfying not too! Like, peeing as soon as you turn the shower off is so, so nice! Why rob yourself of this pleasure?

Also, the pee these days in the shower smells like some sort of porridge, which is nice and gets me ready to eat brekky.

Oftentimes I stay in the shower longer being like wait I have to pee and then I remember I must turn the shower off first to initiate the pee. It's a tricky system.

Anyway, I encourage you to pee in your shower today!