PPB: how hard?

When you piss,

how hard do you piss

??

what about the feet?

Over the last year or so, I've become really attached to elevating my feet and legs whilst pooping. I didn't seek this out. My partner got a cute little yellow trash can for our bathroom, and it sits right in front of where legs go for poopers. One time, I was having a hard time getting it all out, and so I gave it a whirl. It was the right height to improve the angle. I guess I liked it and particularly for the big morning dumps, I starting making use of it. Gradually, gradually, it's gotten so dumping without elevating the feet just seems stupid, and when I go somewhere and can't elevate, it's like, what the hell?

I stand here before you a changed man. I now enjoy for to have the better angle while dumping. Maybe you do too?

strong stuff

I made a chocolate sourdough cake this week. I make a lot of cakes but I rarely ice or glaze them. Who needs to add sugar to a cake? Eww.

 I thought I'd be entertaining, so I iced this one. Chocolate icing. It was okay. I ended up having a Covid rebound from two weeks ago and didn't host anyone. So I ate a lot of the cake. It was pretty good in the end.

I've noticed my stool has been particularly dark this week, and I'm pretty sure it's the chocolate from the cake and icing. How cool! Maybe I should ice my cakes more to make this effect more a more regular part of my life?