PPB: how hard?

When you piss,

how hard do you piss

??

what about the feet?

Over the last year or so, I've become really attached to elevating my feet and legs whilst pooping. I didn't seek this out. My partner got a cute little yellow trash can for our bathroom, and it sits right in front of where legs go for poopers. One time, I was having a hard time getting it all out, and so I gave it a whirl. It was the right height to improve the angle. I guess I liked it and particularly for the big morning dumps, I starting making use of it. Gradually, gradually, it's gotten so dumping without elevating the feet just seems stupid, and when I go somewhere and can't elevate, it's like, what the hell?

I stand here before you a changed man. I now enjoy for to have the better angle while dumping. Maybe you do too?

strong stuff

I made a chocolate sourdough cake this week. I make a lot of cakes but I rarely ice or glaze them. Who needs to add sugar to a cake? Eww.

 I thought I'd be entertaining, so I iced this one. Chocolate icing. It was okay. I ended up having a Covid rebound from two weeks ago and didn't host anyone. So I ate a lot of the cake. It was pretty good in the end.

I've noticed my stool has been particularly dark this week, and I'm pretty sure it's the chocolate from the cake and icing. How cool! Maybe I should ice my cakes more to make this effect more a more regular part of my life?

genuinely don't know

So, what, does fruit make you poop or something?

Or vegetables?

I have never understood this.

Dried? Fresh?

Everything makes you poop, it's such a weird thing to think about.

Huh?

KFM

I really like conceptual versions of the talking game "kill, fuck, marry". Doing it with actual people is weird mostly, especially if you know them, but with concepts it's a great game.

I realized today that to me, the ultimate KFM trio is: piss, shit, vomit

So I'll put it to you. Which would you marry, which kill, and which fuck? Hmm??

how swampy was my ass

I think I've said it before on here, but I don't really know what the phrase "swamp ass" is meant to apply to. I tend to think about it as those times where you take a shit so gnarly that it feels as though nothing can clean your butt hole. 

 I had such an experience today right before I was leaving the apartment. I was out for a couple hours, and when I got home, the first thing I did was wash my butt in the shower and change my underwear. I feel 95% certain that my butt was in fact pretty clean and I had nothing to worry about. But that feeling of murkiness, of dare, I say, swampiness, just wouldn't leave me alone until I took things to another level. 

I really hate changing my clothes in the middle of the day, so it really takes a big commitment for me to do this. But such was the magnitude of the swamp today. 

I hope that your ass is grass rather than swamp, that's my hope for you.

new methods

Might I recommend that when you have to verbally indicate that you're going to defecate, say: "I'm gonna go see what kind of stool is in my colon"