I have eaten a burrito, I have placed it inside of my tummy where it will be digested/absorbed and turned into poop. There is something delightfully bolus-like about a mature, American burrito.

tahuan baru

I learned, perhaps speciously, that one way to say doo doo in bahasa Indonesia is air besar. Literally, this means big water. Perhaps peeing is signified by smaller water. I have some more fact checking and communicating to do, but stay posted.

pile up

It is amazing that when one is disposing of a large amount of loose doodie in a toilet bowl, the doodie never piles up in such a way that it comes into contact with one's butt.

I shouldn't say never, but it's never happened to me, and I'm very thankful for that.

Just imagine how much it would have to be! Unless of course it was just a consistency thing, or what have you.

stercus ursinus

Today, two of my poops looked like bears. Not like bear poop, but actually kind of like a bear. There was a real shagginess to these turds, and they were just such a color, if you know what I mean.

Doo Doo Bloggin - building a new iconography of poops, for you & yours

Safety Always

Last night, I took a poop with a bike helmet on my head.

My poop was perfectly turmeric-colored.

ps - I don't know how to ride a bike.

Mantle, Jones, Berkman, Murray... not me

Turns out I can't really wipe left-handed.

But I tried.

distinctions are important

It is not so rare for a person to, by accident, pee on his belt.

It is substantially rarer, in my observation, for a person to poop on his belt.

And that, my dear reader, is the difference between peeing and pooping.