I had a nice thing going for a while. Or, a different and remarkable thing for me.
I have remarked on here in recent times that the morning dump has for me become when I excrete most of the feces that I excrete in a day. It used to be more meted out over the course of the day. This remains true.
What changed for a couple weeks there last month was that the morning dump became one very large and solid log. I can't recall in my life having such a consistent run of non-separated turds. I imagine for many people, this is how it is all the time.
To be honest, I'm not sure it was better. I think the long, unbroken turd is more photogenic, it's more known. It's the charismatic megafauna of the feces world. But when you get right down to it, I'm someone who prefers a bundle of smaller logs to one giant one. It's just what I'm used to. Maybe it's the underdog? There need not be a value judgment for these things, but ultimately I do have one.
Anyway, I have regressed to the mean. Things are more like they were before now, but I figured I'd mention the little change.