A very strange recent pattern has been that instead of my normal 2-4 dumps a day, I've had a couple days, not that many days, but a couple days, where I only have one dump and it's in the morning and it's huge. Not like one unbroken strand huge, but just a very large volume of stool.
I can't say I am not excited about this trend.
One way I can measure that it's happening is by the newspaper in the bathroom. I can tell it's been a day since I've read anything in it.
I really think it's a superior model to dump a medium amount several times a day than to take enormous dumps sporadically. But what do I know? I'm just a dumper, not a doctor.
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