Mittag

What a nice mid-afternoon crap today. Very cleansing, very solid; very good means through which to mark the day.

poop steward

Most days, in addition to my own pooping activities, it's my job to bury and/or dispose of the feces my cat Sofa is unable to bury/dispose of herself. You could say I'm a poop steward. It's not the most pleasant part of my day, but I take the job seriously.

Way to poop, stinky cat. Poop on, pooper.