Sometimes, you're in the middle of a long or stressful job, and you have to take a shit but you can't because you're a responsible/generous/sucker of a person, and you can't reasonable take a dump without things falling apart. I found this morning when in that situation, if I thought "this is gonna be a great dump when I get to take it", it sowed some optimism and buoyed my mood. Normally, I like to dump when I have to dump. But in this case it was not so bad, even a little pleasant.
PS it was indeed a really good dump, sort of knobby but benevolently so