Thursday, July 26, 2012

Here's More Mud In Yer Eye!

It's not a great feeling when you have a complete-thought-poop, defined as a poo at the end of which you have nothing further to add, only to be followed 30 or so minutes later by a completely separate complete-thought-poop.  You say to your digestive tract, "couldn't that have been a single entity?  did that really warrant two trips, two reading materials, two wipings, two hand washings?  what waste."

But the colon & its partners work in ways not fathomable to this author.  Stay spry, you never know what's coming next and when it's coming.