We were out of toilet paper, I was puttering this morning and eventually there was a sharp need for making doo doo, and quick-like. No time to get TP. However, I had not taken a shower yet and I am equipped with Javanese theories of what to do in lieu of TP, so I was not scared. Plus, there were like six squares left on the old roll. As it was happening, I was not confident we were burning clean, but when I went to wipe, guess what? No need for panic. Thanks, burning clean. I used like four squares anyway, just to be sure. 2 x 2.
Personally, I don't think enough people comment about your poop. I actually really enjoy wiping with water, especially when there are those hoses so no hands need to be involved. And let me say, I really appreciate the water when you've got the runs all the time from the crazy food in this area. Poop on my friend.
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