In honor of LeBron's monster Finals performance, I took a monster dump yesterday. Bigger discreet stools than my normal output, like three of them. Congrats, LBJ. It flushed okay in the upstate toilet. The shape was a very stereotypical dump shape, you might call it text book.
I think it's important for fans for the DDB to know about George Brett's efforts in the pooping field if they don't already. He says something at the end about a "perfect double-tapered shit". I thought at for a while that he said "double-papered", meaning something about the wiping. Recently, a friend, one BS, pointed out to me that it just meant that the shit was tapered at both ends. Never would have thought of that. Mine are rarely like that, but this monster was, to borrow George's phrase, a "perfect double-tapered" doo doo.
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