I walk into the bathroom at work and it's a nice laboratory. It's a lab for poop smells. I walked in later in the day today and the dump smell that existed there was really refreshing to me. You could use words and could compare it to other smells but why?
I'm just thinking that it's funny how other people's dumps sometimes smell great and sometimes the worst. I think the floor is way lower than the smell of your own dumps, but the ceiling isn't higher. My own dumps smell more interesting/refreshing/cool than anyone else's, and I think that's not because of my diet, it's not objective. But walking into a shit smell that makes you happy and that you had no hand in producing is a pretty cool feeling.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Thursday, March 5, 2015
dump stations
My routine these days is to wake up at 8:15, shower, eat, and then drop a dudley between 8:35-8:50. I don't force it, it just consistently comes up in that window. This morning, nothing was pressing at that hour. I thought about forcing it, but then I remembered that my new work place (I'm two months in) is much more dump friendly than my old work place. In the old place, there was no aural privacy, you could hear everything. I don't really go for that with work-level acquaintances. In the new places, there's two bathrooms on the floor and they're pretty far from anyone's desk.
Side gripe: of the two work toilets, one flushes very easily and the other, which is closer to where I sit, you have to hold the handle a good 5-10 seconds to get everything to go down. It'll go, but you gotta give it some time. So a lot the people who work on my floor don't know this and there's a lot of remaining bits of toilet tissue or excretion left behind. C'mon people. At the old job, it was large wads of toilet paper that wouldn't go down. I had to pee the wad into the water (I was the only guy). It gave me the willies. I actually mind flushing other people's waste less than that wad task. I hate wet paper. Fun fact: people who don't flush well correlate closely with people who let the door slam.
Anyway, this morning, no early dump. No work dump. I got home at 6pm and dumped for the first time. Not a usual day, but a day nonetheless.
Side gripe: of the two work toilets, one flushes very easily and the other, which is closer to where I sit, you have to hold the handle a good 5-10 seconds to get everything to go down. It'll go, but you gotta give it some time. So a lot the people who work on my floor don't know this and there's a lot of remaining bits of toilet tissue or excretion left behind. C'mon people. At the old job, it was large wads of toilet paper that wouldn't go down. I had to pee the wad into the water (I was the only guy). It gave me the willies. I actually mind flushing other people's waste less than that wad task. I hate wet paper. Fun fact: people who don't flush well correlate closely with people who let the door slam.
Anyway, this morning, no early dump. No work dump. I got home at 6pm and dumped for the first time. Not a usual day, but a day nonetheless.
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