I know this isn't a blog about pee, but I can't help myself. This was really remarkable:
I'm in Nashville, I'm in a bar that rewards people for drinking its full selection of beers with something on the wall. I, for the record, had had one cider to drink, but as usual I had to pee a lot. Clear and copious, as wise friend used to advise me.
Anyway, I'm at the urinal, letting out a rather generous stream of urine, and a gentleman comes up next to me, also starts peeing. He does that thing that many guys do these days - he spits when we starts peeing. As far as I can tell, he missed his dork with that spit (something I always wonder about when I see men do this). I keep peeing, but I notice he spits again. And ten seconds later, again. And then by the fourth spit, I'm like WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, MATE? All I can think is, will he go to five? Will he go to five? And at last, yes, he does, he spits for a fifth time, whilst urine is still leaking out of him. That was all he had, no more spits after the fifth.
But seriously, what the fuck are guys doing when they spit while they pee at a urine? If they were doubly aiming for something, I could get that, but I just don't know. Many spitters, many reasons, but if you've got some insight, do let me know.
The finishing touch - dude finished his pee and the next guy after him immediately stepped up and spat before whipping it out to relieve himself. Maybe it's that urinal. And yes, I had a colossally long pee during which to watch all of this take place.
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