we're all hulksters

If you're having a hard time getting a dump out of your body, it might be helpful to think about what you'd like to be doing as body slamming the türd.  You point aggressively and say "I'm gonna body slam you!", and then assume the position.  Maybe some theatrical "huh"s for emphasis might help as well.  And then as it's coming out of you, imagine a camera shot of you, in a wrestling ring, seen from behind totally naked and only from your mid back to mid mid thigh, squeezing out the turd and it dropping to the mat with a satisfying thud.