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Recently, after taking afternoon dumps at home, I feel fucking great.
It's great. You just feel so nice and light and powerful. Power-dump style. I just shat that thing out, I can shit ANYTHING out. Come at me fools, I dare ya. I can dump with the best of em and I can do lots of other stuff too. And I feel good, the world is amazing, you can poop in the world, and that's for beauty and truth and such shit. Pooping is the best. Let's blog about it.