dieting tips

...and then for dinner, I just have a nice bowl of diarrhea with some uric acid...

on a skewer

I took a dump today where it came out in distinct chunks. I couldn't help but think about kabobs, like I was shitting little kabob cubes out. The more obvious metaphor I guess is horse shit, but no, this was more like kabobs. Think about that next time you take a shit that comes out in similar cubes/spheres/chunks.