thumbs down

An odd thing in the last couple days is that when I wipe my bum, I have gotten a small bit of poo on the side of my thumb. 

My technique has not changed, and I think it's just the case that the current crop of craps has been coming out in such a way that maybe it goes higher up in my butt crack? I don't expect this to last very long, but it is interesting to be aware of the cycle that you're on in your excretion, made clear by something like evidence on your thumb. 

Don't worry, I've been washing my hands twice.

stupidly

 I once wrote on here:

"doo doo curls
for doo doo girls"

and I was thinking about how there could be other friends for that couplet, so here goes:

 

doo doo clothes
for your doo doo nose

you got some
doo doo pee
on your doo doo knee

breathe the
doo doo air
through your doo doo hair

you got a
doo doo drip
on your doo doo hip

you're
doo doo late
to meet your
doo doo mate

sit in
doo doo class
on your doo doo ass

eating a
doo doo banger
in a doo doo hangar

eating
doo doo trayf
out of a
doo doo safe

doing a
doo doo pour
in the days of
doo doo yore

I could go on...

Feel free to add some more!