purry poo

I mean what's the dang deal with poo-pourri? I just don't get it. Let it smell like a doo doo. What dishonesty is this? Can't we be happy to each other and our bodies? Let's deescalate.

choco sesame

One of the shits I took this morning had a fairly thick and paste-like consistency. When I went to wipe my butt, the first wipe really had this paste quality, and I looked back (I usually do). It had the color of a combination of chocolate and sesame, and I thought boy that would be delicious eh? A choco-sesame paste that you could spread on things or eat right out of the jar. And I was right. That would be delicious.