1 dump is enough 4 me?

A very strange recent pattern has been that instead of my normal 2-4 dumps a day, I've had a couple days, not that many days, but a couple days, where I only have one dump and it's in the morning and it's huge. Not like one unbroken strand huge, but just a very large volume of stool. 

I can't say I am not excited about this trend. 

One way I can measure that it's happening is by the newspaper in the bathroom. I can tell it's been a day since I've read anything in it. 

I really think it's a superior model to dump a medium amount several times a day than to take enormous dumps sporadically. But what do I know? I'm just a dumper, not a doctor.

which animal?

I was walking by a small park near my apartment yesterday and I smelled a familiar smell. I didn't see any horses but I for sure smelled some horseshit. There was a little visual evidence of some to back this up. Horseshit it was!

Having not smelled any horse feces in a while, I thought, wow this actually smells pretty good. I liked to hang out with horses when I went to summer camp as a tween and horses bring back some good memories for me, so maybe it's more that than anything chemical. Though, if a horse is mostly eating grass and hay, I would suspect that stool would smell much better than say, dog or cat food being mostly meat. 

So I wonder, what are the best smelling animal feces? And I don't necessarily mean the least bad smelling, I mean what kinds of shit smells are most pleasant in someway?