I think I've said it before on here, but I don't really know what the phrase "swamp ass" is meant to apply to. I tend to think about it as those times where you take a shit so gnarly that it feels as though nothing can clean your butt hole.
I had such an experience today right before I was leaving the apartment. I was out for a couple hours, and when I got home, the first thing I did was wash my butt in the shower and change my underwear. I feel 95% certain that my butt was in fact pretty clean and I had nothing to worry about. But that feeling of murkiness, of dare, I say, swampiness, just wouldn't leave me alone until I took things to another level.
I really hate changing my clothes in the middle of the day, so it really takes a big commitment for me to do this. But such was the magnitude of the swamp today.
I hope that your ass is grass rather than swamp, that's my hope for you.
