Joni was right, you don't know what you've got til it's (temporarily in this case) gone.
Spending two days pooping not at my own home is tough! Bad poops! I don't care for it. The angles for wiping were weird, the TP was not my preference, the angle for feet/knees was suboptimal.
This is no one's fault, but gosh what a pleasure to be able to customize your toilet set up to your own body! Awfully glad to be home and dumping right.
I had a dream last night just before I woke up at 7:45am. This dream ended with me going into a bathroom stall and being about to dump. I woke up and had to do a gassy quasi-dump tout de suite.
I've had a few similar dreams recently where in the dream I really had to pee or shit. When I was a kid, there was lots of talk about "if you pee in a dream then you piss the bed in real life", and the same for poop. I have no idea if this is true or not, but it is interesting that I'm putting the idea to the test in my 40s. So far, I have not excreted whilst dreaming, and hopefully it stays that way, but I'll let you know if it changes.
