Joni was right, you don't know what you've got til it's (temporarily in this case) gone.
Spending two days pooping not at my own home is tough! Bad poops! I don't care for it. The angles for wiping were weird, the TP was not my preference, the angle for feet/knees was suboptimal.
This is no one's fault, but gosh what a pleasure to be able to customize your toilet set up to your own body! Awfully glad to be home and dumping right.