1.) Color
2.) Texture
1. The color is beige-ish, kind of brown. For poop, it almost looks like it has some white in it, as if someone mixing paint was trying to lighten it but didn't totally mix it in. This is a metaphor though - the color is actually pretty uniform. You could say it's the color of a darker mustard, but again, uniform. Maybe the color of certain kinds of halvah. There are many types of halvah, you know.
2. It just looks so soft too. I've never used stool softener, but this just looked soft. It was longer than my usual chunks of poo are, a long, thoughtful thread. (I used to think that gluten just meant a kind of inner-food thread.) Like if you reached into the bowl and picked it up, it might be pleasant to hold.
Don't worry, I didn't, but it's worth saying that some poop just looks more inviting than other poop.
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